Merry Metal Christmas List

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It’s that time again, time to sing carols, play carols, re-make the words to Christmas songs, and the best part yet, to make a list of all those things we want. My list is simple, and obvious given my beloved dog’s recent passing, but totally impossible so I’ll settle for more car parts. But still, since the dog and the already-purchased car parts pretty much took out my budget for any thing-Christmas, I’ll make a list of the non-monetary things I want for Christmas.

I want to skate again. It seems like it has been forever since I did that. And while I’m at it, I want my sister to skate again. But then again, that’s probably impossible seeing as walking is her greatest challenge. I want to instantly have musical talent good enough to wow myself, all by Christmas. But that can’t happen in seven days. Sure God can make an entire universe in seven days, or so the story goes, but I will settle for having all of my work-work done. I want to wake up calm, but that would be impossible too since every dollar I make is not planned out as some sort of paycheck and necessarily comes with worry, so even with my work-work done, I’ll worry about the next week. Gosh, it seems everything I want is impossible, at least to a certain degree. I’m hoping that doesn’t make me “high-maintenance,” or spoiled, or too demanding and expectant. So how about this? I want love. I can’t think of any way that’s impossible, especially with a house full of pets still living. Oh and those car parts; I could really use those car parts.

Give me your lists people, and those of your loved ones, and I’ll pass them on to Santa. Sure, some say that’s impossible, but for me, … I believe!